r/dadjokes: Welcome to r/dadjokes - a homely place for the best and worst of jokes that make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. If a joke is. Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers. Oddest flavour of crisps yet. Last week’s mime jokes are here. If you like these circus jokes, there is an index of joke topics here. And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Twitter or.
r/puns: For the instances of puns in daily life! Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. These puns were collected from the ‘top rated’ threads through out the internet’s sphere of pun lists. From Reddit, Tumblr, Facebook, Memebase and many more, I present you some of the funniest puns. Circus Jokes and Puns. Here are funny circus jokes and puns for you to enjoy. Ringling Bros. and the Moscow Circus are our favorite circuses. Anyways enjoy these circus jokes. Also check out our other funny jokes categories. 36 entries are tagged with circus puns. 1. Aerial view If the White House. Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks. How do you catch a circus elephant? Hide in the high grass and make noises like a peanut. Why are circus performers called artists? Because they can draw crowds! Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced.
Dec 19, 2016 - Explore littlecreature's board "Puns for the Monthly Circus Newsletter" on Pinterest. See more ideas about Puns, Lame jokes and Dad jokes. Carnie Jokes. Back to: People Jokes. Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up! How do you get a retired carnie off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow clowns. The following is an old anecdote, but a good one. Sometime in the early 1900's, P. T. Barnum, the owner of the Barnum & Bailey circus and originator of the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute" offered $10,000 in cash to any person who could thoroughly dupe, or sucker, him. After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire. "But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I. Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
Puns And One Liners. Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers. Oddest flavour of crisps yet. Last week’s ghost jokes are here. If you like these clown jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics. pun: A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings. Laugh at 20 really funny clown jokes and puns. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. 20 A circus performer was pulled over for speeding. Maybe he should just ride things out until he gets fired. At least that way he can reap a little unemployment before his retirement sets in. - Matty Malaprop.
Heard any good jokes lately? Boys’ Life will send you this patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine. If your joke is a Pedro’s Pick, you’ll receive $10. "Don't worry about that -- when that lion grabs the chair you will find some!" A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he. Here we have added the most popular and viral clown puns jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. My eight year old son told me there was nothing scarier than a clown. One night, whilst he was sleeping, I hung a dead clown above his bed. Safe to say, I won that debate.
Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop. Viral Circus. High Quality Viral Content. Puns; 0; 11 Hilarious Boat Puns That Will Crack You Up. Oh BUOY! by Staff · March 25, 2014. It’s not so often that you see a boat, and it’s even less often that you’ll see their names. And even then, how many. This pun tells people to go for the juggler is you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns. I’ve been sharing free printable lunch box jokes for a few years now, including all the major holidays, and other fun themes. Today, I’ve got a set of Circus Lunch Box Jokes that are sure to delight both your kids and/or significant other!
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